The Julekalender Decoded

The Julekalender Decoded

By using “den store klokeboken” which is Phonics.

The series was released on World AIDS Day December 1, 1994. “AIDS and the Family” how nei-se!

Episode 1, Luke/hatch number 1 opens in the crypt…

Will you stay in the crypt according to church/state tradition and open 23 more? Will you let your children do it? That is the quests-ion.

Luke 1

Luke 1:1 (KJV)

Forasmuch as many have taken in hand to set forth in order a declaration of those things which are most surely believed among us,

The Nisseman Game-El-nock, literally ‘Old Enough’ lives hidden (occult) in a cave underground. Game(of)-el-knock is in need of a KEY to rewind the music box that keeps him alive. Nissemen have BIG EARS to hear the Phoenix from den store klokeboken / The book of life. He sends for the Nissemen Fritz, (who has the ugg-lie-st clothes and the longest ‘face’. This allegory goes so deep as to the root of all of creation, so lets just say for now; won’t he be surprised!) Hansi, and Gunther (who wear a uniform full of idolized m/e-dal’s) to get the key for Gammelnok. The key is hidden in the only other cave that wasn’t found by the ‘evil’ nå-så-en-det / now-saw-one-E… where E means ‘all of creation’ sound. The nissemen (The Travelling Strawberries / Straw(man)B.A.R.ries) sing a-Kapell-a where a=Christ mind, and Ka = spirit personified, so let the dead bury the dead, and move on.

Meanwhile on the little farm in T-røn-der-lag Olaf Sand’s / O-Laugh’s wife transgender Gjerterud Babbles-on and on and on and on… it is an allegory for ‘The whore of Babelon’ the way she’s Babbling on. O-Laugh (now you fucking moon-keys) replies in ‘T-røn-der-sk’ Dia-lek-T:

”Det e bærre lækkert”…

Bok-mål: “Det er B.A.R.e lekkert”…

English: “It’s just del-i-ci-ous”…

Swedish: “Det är B.A.R.a under-B.A.R.t / Läck-Ra”…

Ola pottit… bonden Sand/sant sjøl get a phonecall from one who want to buy potatoes: “jau that will be about 150 Crown’s ehh, lets say 200 (duality) and no tax no, because that isn’t profitable.

Luke 2:1 (KJV) (2 in 1)

And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus, that all the world should be taxed.

The evil ‘Nå-Så’ Benny is a travelling ‘salesman’ in socks and shoes, and the nissemen do the”Støvel Dance” ‘boot hill’ dance, Feet (duality), Pisces, triple Crown, Vatican, City of London/State and Washington DC.

The nissemens air plane propel is broken, who’s gonna spin you now?

O B.A.R.ack Obumber.

Luke 2:2 (KJV)

(And this taxing was first made when Cyrenius was governor of Syria.)

Now the Nå-Så saw in the mirror and nåså alle nåsåene nåsåen

Have a looke in the mirror because it has been you all along.

Didn’t I sure fuckin tell yah!

”Olaf, æ står under mistelteinen” Mist El Tegn / Sign

Ready to be kissed and embraced.

Will you go

”Bob. . bob. . .bob”

Or will view embrace God which means Truth.

Gjerterud and ‘Hjerte-rud’ sounds exactly the same phonetic-ally as Hjerte in ‘Norwegian’ which means Heart / Hear-T / Hear Truth. Only Gjerterud’s heart has the ‘G’ struck through it. (The G, the hex, the ‘spell’). The fact that Gjerterud is transgender just means that we are ALL transgenders, where sex is in between your legs, while SE-X/gender….. is in between your ears. The Gamete (embryo) is female in the womb the first 45 days. The Gamete Intrafallopian Trans-Fer ‘G.I.F.T.’ belongs to the B.A.R. under Copyright, because your parents gifted ‘your’ NAME, physical body and SPIRIT to the Crown Corporation when they Sign-ed the Birth Registration. This is some serious she-T. This is THE ONE KEY/Chi to LIFE/Chi:

“It’s illegal to use that legal name.”

Have some GløGG Ben-ny… NOT a good I.D though. Image of Benny the evil Nåså after drinking alcohol…


Mark 10:51 (KJV)

And Jesus answered and said unto him, What wilt thou that I should do unto thee? The blind man said unto him, Lord, that I might receive my sight.

…. ~Ohh it’s hard to be a nisseman~ … tell m/e about it…..

Pull off the woolhat cove-ring your ears and eyes from the cold war. U-se the k-new third I/eye, the true self, not the I.D-ent-i-tie to see what IS-real where

The B.A.R.’s own Maxim of law states;

‘Legality is not reality’


It is a religion.

End Off.

Much Rho-Ve staRE


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